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In addition to all the usual medical disclaimers please note the following: Unprotected sex puts you at risk of STIs and pregnancy. The improper use of contraception puts you at risk of STIs, pregnancy and numerous health disorders. When using any contraceptive the advice of health professionals should be sought beforehand and all instructions followed. below the bush is not a substitute for this advice or any information provided by contraceptive distributors and manufacturers.

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When writing about people, their bodies and behaviours it can be difficult to be completely inclusive in every statement. Therefore below the bush apologies in advance for any sweeping statements that fail to represent readers’ own experiences, and to all those who may feel excluded, ignored or misunderstood by anything contained herein. below the bush welcomes constructive criticism in this regard.

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